PP

cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

cunninghats:

girls don’t like boys. girls like dresses with pockets and guardians of the galaxy

fuckyeah1990s:

It’s Presidents Day, so heres some presidential gossip from the 90s about our nations 42nd President of the United States, Bill Clinton.

Roland Mesnier, who worked at the White House for 26 years beginning with the Carter administration, said when President Bill Clinton came into the White House in 1993, he had a “scary” appetite. 

“He could eat five or six pork chops.”  He recalls the episode of a strawberry cake he made one evening. Clinton devoured half of it all by himself, and the next morning he wanted more. ‘No one could find the cake,’ says Mesnier, who had a face-to-face with the distraught commander in chief. ‘Clinton was pounding on the table and shouting, “I want my goddamned cake.”’

welcometomotherworld:

rosalarian:

stacksofrats:

misscoco:

rosalarian:

Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

yeah this is actually how it goes

Every couple months, this comic has a renaissance on tumblr and I think by this point, in the year since I’ve made it, I’ve learned about every period every tumblr user has ever had.

Would you say it resurfaces

periodically

journalisticjoe:

mightymorphinlightskin:

imsoshive:

jazzybuns:

fromthemouthofa-feminist:

casket

I’m laughing too hard lol

Lmfao

LMFAOOOOOOO

Reblogged from the grave.

tiaroar:

anfagistan:

nezua:

A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.

[boss ass bitch plays in the distance]

Look at her vest full of badges.. You know she don’t play

edwardspoonhands:

theremina:

Dick sushi. Because reasons.

I love how, no matter what race you are…everybody’s dick looks the same.

cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

"Don’t ever feel bad for making a decision that upsets other people. You are not responsible for their happiness. You are responsible for your happiness."
—Isaiah Henkel (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

sunshine-and-pie:

kisslaughanddream:

I bet you didn’t think you needed a photo of Ming-Na Wen wearing a Mulan bathing suit?

But you did.

You really did.

That’s it, I’m dead.

MU, Italian Museum, City of Rome, Energy Company Partner for Historical Cultural Project

archaeology:

MU, Italian Museum, City of Rome, Energy Company Partner for Historical Cultural Project

For more than a century, hundreds of thousands of historical artifacts dating back to before the founding of Rome have been stored in crates in the Capitoline Museums of Rome, where they have remained mostly untouched. Now, the City of Rome; the Capitoline Museums, the first public museum in the world; and Enel Green Power North America, a leading renewable energy company; have started a project, known as “The Hidden Treasure of Rome,” which will bring those artifacts into the laboratories of U.S. universities to be studied, restored, categorized and catalogued. The University of Missouri is the first university selected for this project.

Under the agreement, both MU scholars and students will have access to the antiquities. Graduate students in MU’s Department of Art History and Archaeology will be working directly with the collections and can use these objects for thesis and dissertation projects. The first set of loans — 249 black-gloss ceramics dating to the period of the Roman Republic (fifth to first centuries B.C.) —recently were received by the MU Museum of Art and Archaeology.

blackberryshawty:

kobetyrant:

Boom Clap is the whitest song I have ever heard and I live for every second of it

This is so accurate tho like I live for that track

Matt Smith Joins 'Pride and Prejudice and Zombies' | THR

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