LMFAOOOOO Wayne knows


this is the realest tweet i have ever seen in my life. 


By Gemma Correll [website | tumblr | blogspot]


Cheer up, Poseidon. At least you aren’t Hades.


Graphic History of Architecture by John Mansbridge


i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

"If you repeatedly criticize someone for liking something you don’t, they won’t stop liking it. They’ll stop liking you."
—(via monsieurwatson)

napping before you have to go do something is so bad because you end up wanting to just go to sleep. 


Definitive Proof That Beards Can Totally Change Your Face


it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful

"The earth laughs in flowers."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson. 

thatshelladick: Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly, and then send it to ten of your favourite followers ♥ 

1. I love hard - Once I’ve decided that I love you as a person, friend, or whatever, I really do love you and treat you as if you are an extension of my family or of myself. That way no matter what hiccups come down the road, no matter how many fights we get into, or no matter if we end up drifting apart, I’ll always be in your corner if you need me. 

2. I’m funny - Dude, I’m hilarious. My jokes are lame and awesome all at the same time despite some naysayers. (ie. CALEB, ya jerk)

3. I’m cute as heck - Enough said. 

4. I’m passionate - If something lights a fire under my bones, I will gladly go to the ends of the earth to find out as much about it as I possibly can. And if I have to teach it, I would do so gladly.  

5. I can be understandably neutral - I’m Switzerland about things that I have no idea about and I don’t want to come between to opposing sides who know way more than I do on certain topics.