Though I act like I'm 5, I swear I'm in my 20s.
I am a classics major, minoring in laziness and unrealistic expectations.

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ilovett:

the worst type of procrastination is the one where you’re totally insistent that you’re going to be productive, so you spend hours on tumblr, but refuse to catch up on tv shows or anything because “i’m going to work in like a second”

frappuczino:

sounds like my type of man

hausofpancakes:

Valentine’s Day Playlist 1[14] | Mya “My Love is Like… Wo”
↳ What kind of girl you like?

savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

xxmoreaboutnothinxx:

Don’t get it twisted there’s a difference

crissle:

pattilahell:

paws-grandad:

cosbyykidd:

satan’s tools

I just started sweating and holding my ears for no damn reason!

I can smell it

every Easter from age 7-17

barristantheold:

Mellie Grant has checked out.

“Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.”

— The greatest thing I have ever read (via ecologistic) —

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

macaroni-rascal:

superwholockedraven:

30secondstocalifornia:

 Songs that are turning 10 years old In 2014 (Based on release dates)

WHAT?!

SINCE WHEN!?

Since U been gone, that’s when

George looks just like Will.

The strangler is a rare poison, which makes the person unable to breathe. The poison is made from plants that are only found on islands in the Jade Sea. The leaves of the plant are picked and aged, then soaked in a wash of limes, sugar water and rare spices from the Summer Islands. The leaves are then discarded, but the liquid is kept and thickened with ash and allowed to crystallize. It turns a deep purple color.

Flawless Human Beings » Gina Torres » Gina Torres Alphabet

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"It’s the age of celebrity. It’s the age of social media. But for we old school girls who don’t want to show up at every single event just ‘cause… I don’t tweet–I have nothing to say. I’m not on Facebook. I mean it sounds like I have plenty to say, but that’s to people who I’m in a room with. I’m not that interesting, and the rest is none of your business." - Gina Torres

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